Of course, silly! All the pictures are mine, I also have a video filmed in my own bathroom and you can read the reviews from some of the people who actually met me.
How old are you really?
I'm 29 weather I look older or younger I'm never offended nor bothered by what age I look. I don't lie about my age I am 29 this year 18/05/1983 (so there ;))
Are you a real Pornstar?
I most definitely am - 100% Check me out on Harmony, TVX, Killergram, Bluebird, Cellcast, Undercover Lover.
Will you wear something specific for me?
Yes, I have a huge wardrobe to cater for all tastes from lacy lingerie to uniforms and fetishwear so I will be happy to wear a specific item, outfit or type of clothing for you - just let me know when you book. Or perhaps you'd prefer me to be totally naked apart from high-heels, perfume and a smile to greet you when you arrive?
You look slim in some pictures, and more curvaceous in others. How do you look now?
If you take a look at my gallery, the latest pictures are the most recent ones, taken in August 2012. Alternatively, you can watch my video, I look exactly the same.
Who takes your pictures/videos?
Almost all my pictures are self-taken with my camera and a tripod. I also have some professional pictures from my porn work in the UK and some are taken by clients.
What are your stats?
Please take a look at the "About Alice" page and you will find out
How many tattoos do you have? Do you plan to get more?
I currently have no more than 13 tattoos and 3 piercings, not counting my ears. I am working on a full body coverage and I plan to be the most tattooed woman in Romania. Check my blog regularly for tattoo updates, or better, just come and see me :o)
Are you single? I wanna take you out for dinner/drinks and get to know you better. Can we do that?
Yes, I am single and not looking for a relationship right now. First of all you need to remember that I am an escort and that you need to pay me for my time. So, I will accompany you anywhere you wish, dinner, drinks, movies, etc, as long as you pay my regular fee.
Why don`t you answer my text messages?
Because I don`t want to. If you really are serious about meeting me, the least you can do is make a phone call.
Why won`t you talk to me if I call you from a restricted/withheld number?
This is for my own security. I chose not to see anyone who calls with a private number. Do you have something to hide?
I`m just calling you with a private number because I have a family at home and I`m afraid you will call me back. Can you please make an exception?
No. My job is based first on discretion. I will never call you back. If you need more explanation, read the question and answer above this one.
It's difficult for me to answer my 'phone so can you text/e-mail me confirmation of my booking?
Unfortunately not. I need to be able to call and speak to you in person in order to confirm that I am happy to offer you an appointment.
What do you dislike?
People who try to waste my time, who can't be bothered to read my website & so send me questions that have already been answered here, who can't tell the difference between the services I offer and a lot of the cheaper girls, and those who assume I'm desperate for their money!
Why are you so expensive?
If you need to ask me this question you've obviously not understood who I am, what I'm about or what I offer!
Can I bring a friend?
Possibly, but I would need to speak to you both on the 'phone in order to confirm a booking and my rate would obviously be doubled.
Can I bring some drugs along to take during our meeting?
Absolutely - as long as you wish to be told to leave immediately! Anyone who sees fit to insult me by bringing illegal substances into my home will be told to leave and blacklisted.
Do you work alone? Do you have a pimp or there are any other girls working with you?
NO! I am a fully independent escort and I have been since I was 18. I can very well take care/protect myself and currently I work with a girlfriend in the same flat, but each of us it`s on her own.
Is your place clean and tidy? Do you provide shower facilities?
Yes. My place is very clean, I have a maid that comes once a week. I also provide shower facilities, fresh clean towels and men toiletries at discretion.
Do you take health precautions?
Yes, I undertake monthly screenings and am therefore always fully certificated to be clear of all STDs.
I am a virgin/it`s my birthday/I don`t have enough money. Can I pay you less?
No! My fees are clearly non-negotiable and I worth every penny. Don`t prove yourself an uneducated moron by asking. It will only lead to you being blacklisted. I instantly block anyone who asks for a cheaper price than my advertised rates.
I am a very shy and I have never been with an escort. What will you do?
Well, first of all, I am not a clock-watcher, my reviews clearly state that. I will greet you at the door, invite you in the living-room and serve you a drink, a coffee or whatever you will like. Then we will discuss your fantasies and what do you expect from me. Don`t worry, I am a very open-minded person and I can put you at ease in no time.
I am a slave and I have never been with a Domme. What will you do to me?
As I tell to every pathetic worm that contacts me and wants to be my slave: Domination is an art and it includes hundreds of fetishes. I provide them all, but you need to be clear in what you want and what you`re limits are.
Do you offer a true GFE?
Absolutely - I'll be more than happy to spend all your money, nag you about leaving the toilet seat up and then tell you we can't have sex as I've got a headache! On a more serious note, I do offer a 'Girl-Friend Experience' including French-kissing, caressing & sexy pillow talk.
I have a particular fantasy or role-play scenario that I would like to enact - will you help me realise it?
Yes, I genuinely love role-play situations and (being open-minded & intelligent) will get into the part to ensure that your fantasy scenario is even better in reality than you imagined it would be (no matter how filthy or kinky!) However, I find hugely detailed or complicated scripts are not conducive to a relaxed & enjoyable session so I prefer to work to a rough outline or scenario.
Do you do fifteen minute 'Quickies'?
No - I'm not a vending machine!
Will you fuck me with a strap-on?
Damn right I will, I have one of the best starp-ons in the world! Babes and horny! If you know your strap-ons you will know the brand!
Are you really bisexual? Can I come and see you with my wife/girlfriend?
Yes. I love women, all shapes and sizes as long as they have a nice shaved clean pussy.
Who designed your website?
I did. I like doing things by myself and first of all, not paying someone else to do it for me
How come you speak such good English?
I speak 11 foreign languages, all of them fluently. I also lived in the UK long enough to learn it, plus that I have published there four collections of short erotic stories.
Are you really a doctor? Why did you chose this job instead then?
Yes, I am a pathologist. I could work as a doctor anytime I want, but I love escorting. And I know that all the girls say they do, but I mean it. I love the sex and I love the money :o)
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